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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

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thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

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jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

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The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
– Qui-Gon Jinn (via greenchrono)

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kingdoughty:

"Kadri was known to go hard while playing in London. One time he took Tavares to a party & he sat in the corner with his shirt over his mouth as Kadri ripped bongs.” this is the best thing ive ever heard in my life

(Source: joombenn, via monalisasnmadhatters)





A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.

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I will reblog this every single time

(via hogwartsastory)

(Source: quotethat, via naadiaa-rai)